The Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit: Available Now!

This real product is available at You can order the Obama Bumper Sticker Removal Kit (also known as the BS Removal Kit) to send to friends, family, and all those still deluded. Here is the firm’s product description:

You were drawn in by the promise of hope and change—so much so that you decided to broadcast it on your car’s bumper. Back then, you were proud to be seen in your Obama-mobile. Lately, however, you’ve gone from hopeful to woeful, and now you’re stuck with a bumper sticker that you just wish would go away. You got change, but not one that you can believe in.

Like the bad tattoo that you got in college, your Obama bumper sticker is an embarrassment that seemed like a good idea at the time. Fortunately, now you can finally do something about it.

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