Onion News Network: 3rd Annual “Bring Your Daughter to War” Day
David J. Theroux • Sunday, May 10, 2009
Here is the Onion News Network’s hilarious and incisive, satirical report on the “U.S. Army’s Third Annual ‘Bring Your Daughter to War’ Day”.
And some good news out of Iraq. U.S. military commanders have announced that the Third Annual “Bring Your Daughter to War” Day was a great success. . . . Over 15,000 daughters got to see firsthand what goes into fighting a war. . . . Conceived as a way to open young women’s eyes to opportunities in the Armed Forces, “Bring Your Daughter to War” Day also provides a way for girls to see their parents once a year. . . . Organizers called this year’s event the most successful one so far. Only four girls were killed, down from a dozen last year, for the most accident-free on record.